Wanking Disasters Part II
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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One time, I wanked so hard I killed Bela Lugosi*
Alone in a darkened room, naturally.
*well, it's hardly worth calling it Little Mr Cunt, is it?
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:32, 1 reply)
Alone in a darkened room, naturally.
*well, it's hardly worth calling it Little Mr Cunt, is it?
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:32, 1 reply)
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