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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I was once
enjoying a nice cup of tea, when my mum walked in and wanked me off.

Actually no, it was your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:57, 6 replies)
YOUR MUM

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:09, closed)
My mum.
:(
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:11, closed)
my mum?
my mum's your dad
(I helped save b3ta! spingers, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:15, closed)
You sonuvabitch.
You promised, PROMISED never to mention dads "hobby" to ANYONE.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:18, closed)
Did she have...
Chilli on her hands?
(Kakistos, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:07, closed)
or tread on a plug?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:12, closed)

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