Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Captain V called me a wanker the other daybut he's a motherfucker.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:13,
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Me too.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:15,
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I'm a motherfucker too.Her kids live down the road. I babysit them sometimes.
I don't think I'll ever allow myself to use my one chance to say 'I fucked your mum' and mean it though, which makes me sad.
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