Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Are doctors really such twunts when it comes to testicles?A few years ago one of my testicles hurt and, being a techie, I looked it up on the internet.
For torsion it seemed to be a simple, painful, procedure that may result in more pain or other problems.
For suspected cancer, apparently, someone will squeeze your testicles all over and, if they find someting that seems abnormal, they'll possibly try ultrasound then remove the testicle. If it's found to ne cancerous and malignant they'll take out the other one too, then give you chemo/radio-therapy.
It's no wonder guys don't get their testicles checked or report problems. I know I'll not -- a shorter, more painful, life with the chance of a few shags amd/or kids is a lot more appealing than being a eunoch.
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