Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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This is not a Pathetic Sex LieI really did do my best impersonation of Santa that night.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:22,
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I didn't say it wasbut one can claim anything they like. :P
I almost certainly whittled myself to an equally fine point when I was around 14, too.
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