Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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it's multi-taskingwhen men get horny, all we want to do is attend to the matter as soon as possible. Women, however, can carry on washing up/doing brain surgery until there's a more suitable moment
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:30, 1 reply)
" off for a fiddle"I excuse myself for one, every saturday night during match of the day. I call it my " me " time. Hubbie calls it " most unfair". Have also beat one out in the toilets at work when i was really bored. But now i read B3ta instead.
Porn also works on us but we all deny that... well i don't but i'm apparently bloke-ish.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:22, closed)
I'm not going to argue with you.I've seen your profile pic and value all my limbs.
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.Yeti., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:17,
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