Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Helpful adviceWhen finishing off on your wife/girlfriends face, avoid the nostrils. Generally kills the mood.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:01, 1 reply)
So does getting it in the eyesEspecially when he was aiming for my bum.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:25, closed)
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