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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

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When finishing off on your wife/girlfriends face, avoid the nostrils. Generally kills the mood.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:01, 1 reply)
So does getting it in the eyes
Especially when he was aiming for my bum.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:25, closed)

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