Wanking Disasters Part II
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Pffft
If you've managed to keep count it means you've havn't beaten me.
After a 6 hour spunk fested cock jangling everything seems to roll into one, time ceases to exist and all you notice is the dry heaving comming from your balls as you climax for the 100th time.
Seriously you could have lit a fire with my foreskin and a bit of kindling.
( , Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)
If you've managed to keep count it means you've havn't beaten me.
After a 6 hour spunk fested cock jangling everything seems to roll into one, time ceases to exist and all you notice is the dry heaving comming from your balls as you climax for the 100th time.
Seriously you could have lit a fire with my foreskin and a bit of kindling.
( , Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)
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