Wanking Disasters Part II
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I'm sorry to say...
That I am not qualified to answer this question, as I have never battled in hand-to-gland combat.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:35,
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surely...
that is in itself a disaster?
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Deligrams, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:36,
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Pussy
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TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:56,
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This is of course a steenking fib young man :-P
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Rhubarb_Triangle, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:54,
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Liar
;)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:21,
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Duuh
It's called "hand to gland combat"... then it rhymes, see?
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airbiscuit last dropped a meaty one in the lift on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:40,
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Is that why it doesn't take much for you to get properly upset at the internet?
Maybe if you cracked one out you'd feel a bit calmer.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:14,
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YOU FUCKING LIAR!!
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jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:03,
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I completely believe you
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Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 11:04,
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Pull the other one!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:47,
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Sir, I believe you are either a liar
or one of those thalidomide kids.
;-)
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_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 14:56,
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Those of you....
... who took this seriously clearly never read the "best of page" for
Wanking Disasters 1.
DIY Surgery
Desperate Times
Things I've done with my Penis
And many others. ;)
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:52,
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