Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Then it occured to mewas this one of his wank mags? did he infact have a wank over the same women? then I spent far too long thinking abou tmy dad wanking to hold my wanking chain of thought, complete spunk no-show.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:15, 1 reply)
Reminds me of when I used to send the odd Men Only to someone in prisonIt's probably not allowed now, but you used to be able to post specialist literature to guests of Her Majesty.
When he'd pored over every photo until he knew the girls as well as the palm of his hand and the honeymoon was truly over, he'd swap the mag for fags and wait patiently for the next.
So it seems that only men with truly understanding partners got new porn - everyone else had other blokes' castoffs.
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