Big Brother? Big Aunty more like...
I stayed at my Aunties flat in London many years ago , back I was an 18-year-old wankaholic.

During my first day sight-seeing I wandered alone around Soho, trying like hell to hide my perma-erection whilst practically drooling at the ACTUAL hardcore XXX VHS videos - with real erections, real penetration, real cum-shots, real anal and real everything. Back home, there wasn't even a sex shop, so it was like heaven.

I repeated this for three days trying to pluck up the courage to actually buy something. I'd not wanked since I arrived and I felt like I could explode in my pants at any moment. Anyway, by now 'the lust' had taken over my mind - I walked in to a place, picked a video from the list and made off with my first porno. Woo!

Now, most guys will tell you what happens when you get infected with 'the lust'... it distracts you, it makes you complacent, it makes you not care about consequences... and all you can think about is getting off. Simples.

I had 'the lust' bad. That night, when my aunt and her bf went to bed, I waited about 30 seconds for them to fall asleep, stuck the video in the machine, turned down the sound and started watching. Within a couple of minutes I was wanking for all I was worth, a minute later I was spent.

The thing with 'the lust' is how quickly it dissipates after orgasm. Suddenly the whole house was silent except for my heavy breathing and the fake gasping from a slut being butt-fucked. I sheepishly wiped myself down with the world's loudest kleenex and went to sleep.

The next day, my aunt came downstiars, looked at me with disgust and just said "You better not have got spunk on my new couch..." Then turned and left for work. I stood there open-mouthed and speechless.

Her BF came down a bit later "Short film was it?" He said with a wink, nodding at the TV. Turns out they had some device that routed the VCR picture to their bedroom TV and they had seen exactly what I had been watching. She had been furious but didn't dare come downstairs and risk catching her favourite nephew wanking.
(tinpixel, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:46, 7 replies)

Good story
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(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:10, closed)

Doh!
Always check the cables before using other peoples AV equipment for your porn! I'd have checked for hidden cameras as well! :P
( Evil Bastardo, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:45, closed)

winnar

(mersault, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:56, closed)

That's more like it
*clicks*
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:12, closed)

What happens in the film?

(joedoggyuk, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:05, closed)

"You'd better not have got spunk on my new couch"
Click for that...
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 10:39, closed)

She had been furious
ly shagging her BF while watching what you were watching is far more probable.
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 11:02, closed)