Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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you likely will be dissapointed by man.
I read somewhere that the vagina is about 7" long, on average, and the penis about 6.5".
I would be tempted to say you were making it up to get us guys excited, but I used to know a girl who had a "special toy box" she raved about -- so I'll assume you're telling the truth.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:33, 1 reply)
Being only moderately endowed I do feel a little insecure when such things are mentioned.
As to the guys being able to do it for you -- real flesh and sensitivity may prove more exciting than more Hz.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:35, closed)
True fax.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:49, closed)
But real is generally more satisfying than simulated, no matter how good.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:51, closed)
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