Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Pneumatic CuffSometimes it's only through 'self-discovery' that you find the hidden damage; the hidden toll on your manhood. Apparently the penis contains a sort of pneumatic cuff, and it's susceptible to damage. Several times, I've pinched on it too hard, seizing and yanking it out through the zipper for a pee. The cuff develops a huge, painful bubble on one side, and the penis bends over like a ridiculous-looking German-type sausage. Days of pampering and re-self-discovery are required to recover.
Do not be rough with your penis. Treat your penis gingerly, for it is your friend. Better yet, encourage your friends to treat your penis gingerly; good for the motor skills, you know.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:48, 2 replies)
You're doing it very wrong!If you injure yourself you are probably doing something too hard and a little odd -- I've not heard of anyone damaging their penis through masturbation before.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:24, closed)
i read that as pneumatic chuff(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:25,
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