Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I can't read it without imagining a similar thing being written by a manand how fucking creepy that would be.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:20,
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Rewrite it as a bloke and post it to see if it garners the same number of slobbery white knights.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:24,
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Coming upOne overly earnest paean to my obsession with touching my own genitals, using various inanimate objects to expand my fundament, and how I eschew human relationships in favour of this behaviour.
Will the ladies come running? I'd give it 50/50.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 11:41,
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