Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Chilled to the peaboneI had a self love session once and when I reached my goal I could feel the most massive amount of stuff shooting forward. Awesome I thought, I'm getting good at this. Then I looked down....
Blood in my semen. Lots of it. Lots.
My body just went cold. Damn near made my heart stop.
Took me several day before I had the balls (haha I made a funny) to go and get it checked out.
Had the scan and stuff and it turned out to be a burst blood vessel and not cockrot. But it was a while before I was game to test my kit again.
(Strangely, thats the one time I was glad I'd had a pull instead of getting a headjob)
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:38,
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