Not strictly my story, but worth repeating I think
One Sunday lunchtime, half a dozen of us were sitting in the pub
drinking pints of Spingo, when somebody asked the question :

"What's your most embarrassing moment?"

My friend Mark was straight in.

"Oh, that's easy. Around 20 years ago, when I was about 18, I was
sitting downstairs in my parents' living room late at night in my
undies watching a mildly erotic film and cracking one out. I heard
someone come into the room, so I grabbed the nearest thing to me and
shoved it in my lap to hide my embarrassment.

If my brother was sober enough to remember it, he's never mentioned
it. Still, how do you actually ask someone why they were sitting
near-naked in the living room with your pet whippet on their cock?
Anyway, that's my most embarrasing moment. Who's next?"

Nobody spoke. We just sat there looking at Mark, then at each other,
then at Mark again, as he tickled the ears of his new whippet.
 
( finnbar has officially retired, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)