Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Quite possibly...I said the wrong thing to my ex; when in March of last year I explained that the only sex I had had that year was with a 50 year old male doctor with a finger up my arse.
Luckily she was a jealous bint so I dumped her, the doc never returned my calls.
Damn piles.
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