Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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A third-hand-told sex disaster rather than a wanking disasterA friend once told me that the second most wrong conversation he ever had was with some bloke who somehow brought the conversation round to rimming his boyfriend, during which he said "if you ever feel something in your mouth, it's best to just swallow and not think about it".
God, I still want to vomit. He wouldn't tell me what the first most wrong conversation he'd ever had was, and in hindsight I'm glad he didn't.
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Doctor Fruitbat wishes fruitbats could really be doctors, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 16:04,
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this reminds me of the cumpoo story(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:12,
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Cumpoo?Oh lordy, I dread to think.. Does it come with free mindbleach ?
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I dread to askSo I won't.
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Doctor Fruitbat wishes fruitbats could really be doctors, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:12,
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best not read this thenwww.b3ta.com/questions/sexualmisconceptions/post258292?highlight=answers-post-258683
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:17,
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