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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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They told me that if I wanked too much
b3ta would go down. I wish I'd listened.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 2:31, 2 replies)
I'd like to think that
combined, we made a small part of the interwebs blind.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:06, closed)
But if b3ta went down on you,
Surely you need to be wanking that much?
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 7:07, closed)

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