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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I have a suspicion
that Rory Lion is actually a nice, intelligent friendly bloke, and has a separate login for these posts.

Nobody can really be like this. Not all the time, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:14, 2 replies)
I'm only just starting to understand he has a beautifully understated wit
That he wraps in brutal, childish name-calling.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:18, closed)
I'm ninety-eleven percent positive
that he isn't quite like this in real life, so I guess that counts?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:42, closed)

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