Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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As bad as it getsThe bastard supermodels never showed up, and my massive drugs wore off whilst waiting for them. So I drove the Honda Accord to a secluded layby and cracked one out there. But then when I shot my load it went all over the dashboard and now half the buttons on the stereo don't work because it got inside somehow.
To add insult to injury, the Honda service center reported 'ingress of fluids' which apparently isn't covered by the warranty
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:34,
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