Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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How long had she been there?Staying with friends as all the bedrooms were taken I got the dining room floor. There are glass panelled doors between the dining room and the living room. Sunday morning woke up at 6am and as no one usually surfaces before 8 thought I may as well fill a few minutes with a wank in my rather rustley sleeping bag.
Decided to have the first coffee of the day. Walked into the lounge to drink it and found one of my friends sat in an armchair reading a book.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:29, 1 reply)
Hope it was your sleeping bag and not your hosts. Ugly stuff otherwise.(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 5:59, closed)
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