Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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secret saucea bit of a pea, but it's all i've got.
many years ago, alone in the house with my brother and his friend, dear brother decided to entertain us. there were 3 sausages on a plate in the kitchen, part of my dad's dinner. my brother took one of the sausages, slipped it through he zip of his pants, then danced into the living room, waggling the sausage and pretending to wank it. for a good ten minutes, he paraded his fake meatstick about the room, rubbing it and flicking it in and out of his pants. he didn't wear underpants back then, so i know it was rubbing against his juvenile junk.
when his act lost its allure, he replaced the sausage on the plate and sat down to watch scooby doo or somesuch.
trying to keep a straight face as we watched dad eat those sausages wasn't easy.
not so much a disaster but, if dad had found out, it bloody would have been.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:40,
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