Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Once, I tried having a wank.
Ended up in a fucking dustbin! Long and short is, well, just don't trust a pair of dwarves with a roll of gaffer tape and a cheese grater.
I'm sure you all see where I'm coming from. Never again.
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the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:34,
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