Wanking Disasters Part II
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
I was not!
I was...massaging my colon.
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apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 6:33,
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ninja edit.
Much preferred the original.
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boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 6:39,
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Your sig says otherwise.
Also what original?
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:00,
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It's from
The Road to Wellville.
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apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:17,
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cornflakes and wanking.
Rule 34?
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boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:20,
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