Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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That my dear.... ... is because it's essentially a polishing paste with small gritty bits in it. We use it for polishing plastics to a shine sometimes....
blimey... must have chafed... at least it was a minty "kissing it better" experience :)
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:30,
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If you experiment, by gently coating your member with toothpaste, you will find that it is not the abrasive properties which cause issue.
But the minty fresh feeling getting into all the wrong places.
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Butat least it will prevent caries on your naughty bits.
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...You're talking to someone who's done everything that can be done with ginger and whiskey. Mintiness is not an issue. :D
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:21,
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