Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I've been there tooThere may be one or two stories of my colitic misadventures in here.
Anyway, once I was getting a sigmoidoscopy (which goes up around a couple corners and I'd been worried about the sedative, having had one or two bad experiences with drugs recently. I told him I was a bit concerned, then the drugs hit within five seconds and I was having a good time. I remember in my drugged haze, making all sorts of jokes about how he should have bought me dinner first and the like. Haven't been back there in many many years.
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