Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Pea roasty roasty roastyNot me but the shop nextdoor
was a very high class maternity wear shop.
It had nice comfy chairs just outside the changing rooms.
One afternoon when all the changing rooms were full of pregnant ladies a man came in, sat down in the chair, got his lad out and wanked himself square and round again.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:26,
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Now where did I see that?I was thinking that "square and round again" was a great turn of phrase, so I googled it. Third result was the original posting of this little beauty, so thats where I read it before!
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And I stole it from a Moomin book Where Moominpapa smokes himself square and round again!
( I think)
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:46,
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Smokes?Or strokes?
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I still like this.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:38,
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