Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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A long time ago in the Holy LandKing David was looking rather pale and unwell, and the courtiers were worried. What he needed, they thought, was some good news to perk him up. Now, at that time they were looking for a symbol to represent their people, and had hit on the six-pointed star. So, in order to cheer up the king and hopefully put some colour back in his cheeks, they decided to call it the Star Of David.
So the headline in the papers the next day read:
Wan King D's A Star!
Check, please!
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Two posts in a row...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:49,
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Very good.I tried to get "Wan king" working as a start to my pun earlier.
Couldn't figure out a way to mess with "disaster."
Tip of the hat, and so forth.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:03,
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