Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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That happened at my school too!Sort of. Except the kid used icing sugar. And the dog bit his dick. When he got signed off PE with a lacerated wang the PE teacher (Womble from previous QOTW) made him stand up in front of the whole class to repeat his excuse. 'Dog bit me dick, sir,' he mumbled into his shirt. Still makes me giggle thinking about it
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