Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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This is the world of being a man.I didn't have you down as a man of science, but "once the semi is there ... there's no turning back" is provably correct.
It's an affliction, and one your hypocritical male boss just won't accept - "Sorry I'm late - I had to have a wank" just doesn't cut it in today's politically-correct climate.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:20,
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You'd think soBut my mate Lee used precisely that excuse on more than one occasion.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:07,
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