Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Welcome back!...And continued good luck on your quest to get the present MsHanky up the proverbial duff.
Fate can indeed be cruel, but when a world champion dispenser of gentleman's relish such as yourself is in charge of production, then surely it's just a matter of time before the spanklet you crave is on it's merry way :)
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:24,
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