
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Anyway, I'm too busy for a long reply, I've got to go and let her out of her cage and hose her down for her annual wash. It's her birthday so it's only fair she gets spoiled a little today.
( , Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)
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