
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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...not because I do it myself, but I drive an HGV. It's remarkable just how far you can see into a car, and how long you can go without food if you happen to catch sight of a bored rep in a Mondeo.
( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:59, Reply)
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