Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I should perhaps add....that this relates to circumstances when laptops, internet and freeview channels are all unavailable - for one reason or another. Essentially a wank in an empty room with nowt but 5 channels of terrestrial crap to inspire.
On a related note I do know a person, in his 30's, who has only just realised that there is pron on the internet. I kid you not.
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even in his 30s, I'd still imagine that he's about to wank his cock off
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kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:21,
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I'm actually jealousHe has so much to discover.....
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Weather girls.......always help me out in times like those.
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Evil Bastardo, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:15,
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