Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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my biggest wanking disasterIs the volcano. I can always crack one out when there's one on the news. Two if it disrupts travel.
And when Pinatubo went off it's a wonder I didn't go blind.
My pornography collection comprises of stuff off the Discovery Channel.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:43,
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And who wouldn't fantasise about volcanos?Those delicious, endless, open holes going dooowwn into the Earth...always hot...always active...like the hot wet begging pussy of a filthy little slut who could explode at any moment...so active...always hungry for more...explode at any moment...magma everywhere...always wanting more...oh yeah....
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:59,
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