Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I like toStand and quickly slap my erection like Benny Hill on that bald bloke's head.
Usually humming the Benny Hill theme and being chased by a line of women in saucy underwear.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:56,
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