Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Friend of mine, married, kept her Rabbit securely wrapped in a carrier bag in her bedroom binin case her other half saw it.
It happened to be a Clintons Cards bag so now when she goes in there to buy a birthday card she'll spot one of those orange and white bags and get all, y'know, unsettled.
I've told her, try Moonpig. At least you can do it in the privacy of your own bedroom.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)
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