Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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And from a real perv...I don't even use my hands to wank. Instead, I like to vigorously insert my todger in and out of ladies' growlers until I splooge.
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:36, 2 replies)
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:04,
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I gave that a bloody good go a few times.I found the wait until "aunt Flo's visit" to be too stressful so switched to not "blowing my load" in there.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:39, closed)
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