b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Wanking Disasters Part II » Post 1095413 | Search
This is a question Wanking Disasters Part II

Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
Pages: Popular, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

And from a real perv...
I don't even use my hands to wank. Instead, I like to vigorously insert my todger in and out of ladies' growlers until I splooge.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:36, 2 replies)
Lies on the internet

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:04, closed)
I gave that a bloody good go a few times.
I found the wait until "aunt Flo's visit" to be too stressful so switched to not "blowing my load" in there.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:39, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1