Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Bastard ColleagueI currently work at a web design studio with a programmer who can only be described as the bastard love child of Anne Widdecombe and Sloth from The Goonies. He is a geek of fathomless proportions (he probably writes his shopping list in binary) and has a tendency to stand over your shoulder and dribble whilst frantically scratching his genitals and arse crack before offering to make you a cup of tea. I once took him up on the offer only for him to dip his fat sausage-like fingers into the mug before spilling it over my keyboard. What's more, he sits at his desk at lunchtime and eats raw mushrooms and spring onions and makes the noise of a pack of hyenas dispatching a rhinoceros carcass. A true bastardy bastard!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 12:30, 1 reply)
Bastard ColleagueIs this guy called Mark by any chance? uncanny.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:23, closed)
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