Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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A catalogue of w@nkersHowever some of the finer moments..
One woman moved into my team, told me I wasn't professional enough and should be more like her and that I should make her my role model. Later told me that she didnt understand the presentation someone had written for her ( as she was incapable) and so "just wore a tight top." Emmeline Pankhurst spinning in her grave was the only sound I could hear.
When she discovered I was mates with her boss outside work told me, that "it isnt a popularity contest". ...I didnt realise it was a contest actually.
Then tried to get me fired with some ridiculous trumped up nonsense. She failed. She resigned to take up a Director's role at another business and lasted just under 3 months. Shame.
However, my favourite was the girl who had a runny exploding bot...and sat in it all day.
Excuse me I have to vom.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 12:34, Reply)
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