Fucking Fucking Fucking...
... Moaning fucker! Or fuckette, as it's a girl.

I'm at an international college somewhere overseas in Europe, and consequently am in a 6th form.
Anyway, I get on with ALL but two of the members of the group. I like them, they like me. Anyway, this cunthead (for that is what she is, and shall be called until she fucks off back to whatever arsehole of Surrey that she crawled out from) has recently taken a disliking to me as I'm fond of a Marlboro Lights and because I can't smoke off site, I'll do it on site instead in the common room.

She has nothing nice to say about ANYONE and it just winds everyone up. Do we care that her ex called her a cunt? Do I care that she doesn't like the jacket Mrs. K is wearing today? Nope, I don't! She has dubbed me arrogant, bitched about me behind my back and criticized my smoking even when she likes a Salmon and Trout too... Plus her dayglo orange face, pseudo gold jewellery and whining fucking voice really get on my tits. Think a sort of Kerry Katona, and you'll almost be there.

Now I arrive to the subject of twat number two. He's a year or two younger than most of us and is the most obnoxious cunt there is this side of Malaga. His false laughing and continous sarky comments towards teachers and other sixth formers is shocking. I would hereby, like to knock him spark out!

Sorry it's become a bit of a ranting and a raving, but I hope she dies of cunt-rot.

Length? Wouldn't touch her for all the tea in China.
(Margaret Thatchers Right Gonad Is up inside ya, finding an entrance where He can!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 18:08, 1 reply)

i've met kerry katona
she's an arrogant, common, fuckwitted bitch. if you work with someone like her, you have my deepest sympathy.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 3:00, closed)