Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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BGB / BobFossilHear fucking hear! I never wanted kids, never have, never will (OK, my other half has one, but he comes with the package and that's OK). I get heartily pissed off when people coo and swoon over their babies and children, and ask me when I'm having any, usually with the magic phrase 'You'd make a great dad' to hammer home the point.
No I wouldn't, I'd make a shit dad, I know my limitations, and I'm not particularly fond of children (nieces and nephew and Jack notwithstanding). I just don't want the lifetime responsibility of my own spawn, sorry - and if that makes me a selfish bastard, then fine.
The world's overpopulated enough, without unleashing a torrent of mini-Davros' on the world just because people expect it of me.
Sheesh. Ironically, the no kids thing is probably the one thing me and the ex still agree on. Ironic then that we both have 'step' offspring.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 18:26,
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