Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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hee heehee hee
As a former chain man I found this pretty funny, one of our guys always used to bitch about how surveying was more pure in the old days.
I'm gonna add a funny little story about him for the hell of it. He had the pleasure of serving as an army surveyor during the Falklands, something he was always proud of and brought up whenever he could.
Until it came out that when he flew out and reported for duty, all psyched up and ready for action with his surveying gear, his commander asked him: "Where the hell is your kit soldier?"
He snidely started to explain the workings of his surveying gear, when the commander continued: "OK, fine... BUT WHERES YOUR FUCKING RIFLE!?"
Turns out he'd left it in blighty, and was stuck doing admin for the duration of his service.
Ha. Last laugh.
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