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You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).

Tell us about yours...

Thanks to Deskbound for the idea

(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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my local council employee. the parking officer.
i am a contractor. an electrician to be precise. i am used to foul mouth, plain speaking, no-bollocks builders who know what they want.

i like this. a lot. its a no-hassle way of communication.

i've just been posted for a few weeks to do some work at the local council offices. i am fucking surrounded buy petty squabbles, bitchy remarks, office politics, and mug theft.


are all offices like this? TO THE POINT---------

THIS TWAT- we'll call tony. i had to turn the entire ground floor off earlier to do a quick test. everyone huffed, all 70 staff, but continued to shut down there computers nevertheless. all but tony. his computor was important, in his own words, "sod your issues, lets all deal with the important issue shall we (pointing to HIMSELF)" he also proclaimed he'd been there 10 years who am i to tell him to switch his machine off, and its "ridiculous, proposturous, and i'm a fool."

well i got the last laugh, his pc's U.P.S. didnt kick in when i did the shutdown, and the whole days car parking fines from the town centre records were lost forever. ha. fucking prick.

i'm pissed off with using/hearing fucking keywords like "team" "target" "liase" "meeting". it just makes me thankful i dont work in an office. god bless any of you that do.

3 more weeks of this cunt i have to deal with. geuss that makes him a co worker then.........
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 2:13, 1 reply)
Wiping out an entire days parking fines!
There's going to be a place in heaven for you for that!
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:35, closed)

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