Obnoxious, poisonous, rancid, vicious little twat-fucker
So; I work in the education sector; overall it's not bad at all and better than most places. They actually value the education you spent so long to feckin' get and listen to your ideas!

Except for one jumped up little fuckwit that is - not even a boss; just a colleague...

See; we run open days so all the youngsters can come look round the institution where they'll lose their virginity and get introduced to the wonders of binge drinking and debt. And the whole damn department gets roped in; no excuses, no get-outs - you just gotta be there.

So; I turn up early and I am assigned to show them round the accommodation; not a bad gig - but a lot of legwork.

I get back early from this one tour and decide to indulge the free refreshments laid on for us minions in the caff all of 15 yards away from the marquee where we do the open day. I get a nice latte and a bacon butty. This ain't exactly a three course meal here; your standard two slices o'bread and two bacon rashers. Must've taken me all of one minute to eat; put it this way - the coffee was still too hot to drink, so I drag myself to me feet and shamble out to the tent to carry on...

.... to be confronted by the most vicious, petty, loud, incoherent, rambling bollocking ever - from someone NOT my manager and not involved with me in any way.

And to top it all - there were four other people from the fucking department in the caff at the same time - which just proved to me that it was purely personal.

Now if a bloke'd done this I'd've decked the cunt on the spot; since it was a five foot tall speck of female vicious vindictiveness I thought I had better let it go... - and console myself with dedicating the rest of my life to ruining her fucking career.

Lenght? - not enough to wipe your arse with.
(brumguvnor www.twitter.com/brumguvnor, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:50, Reply)