Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Do what I did to my theiving c**t housemate.Take a packet of Fox's treacle creams, prise one open and remove all but a thin ring of cream. Fill it up with black pepper, salt, slug pellets, etc, and slightly warm the cream with a lighter and quickly reapply the other half of the biscuit. Replace in the pack and it'll be the last one that goes.
Taught that theiving cow.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:05,
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