Let's call this guy Derek 'Del' Lynch,
as that's his name, and we'll call the place he works Lucking & Clark, as that's where he works.

While I was there, he spent his entire time downloading porn and dodgy software off P2P sites, going out for a fag 20 times a day, phoning in sick at least twice a month (always on Mondays and/or Fridays), and slagging off everyone else's standard of work, even though most of them passworded their job directories to stop him from getting into their drawings and trashing them with his terrible terrible CADing.

I never did figure out why they didn't fire him, but then I only stayed a couple of months. When they asked me why I was giving in my notice, I grassed him up completely, but he's still there apparently, so he must have had something on them. The unspeakable little cunt. He did offer to shake hands with me as I left on my last day, so I spat in mine and held it out. He turned down the offer of a handful of gob.
( pxyzyzygy, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:19, Reply)