Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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TerryWhen I moonlighted as a security guard while I was a student I met Terry.
Terry was a body-builder. Big, good-looking, friendly, amiable and as thick as a castle wall. No brains whatsoever.
So Terry arrives late for one shift and explains why. He'd been arrested.
Apparently, he'd been making luurve to some MILF in the standard missionary position when she started moaning:
"Hurt me, hurt me, make me scream you big stud"
So Terry, being a helpful sort of a chap, head-butted her and broke her nose.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 5:05,
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the old ones are the bestboom tish ........
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this isn't oldit's pre-Big Bang
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Critics,criticsEveryones a critic....
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 12:20,
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