Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Quick 'n' Dirty... I can do better.My brother has a couple of dogs, both of them bought from a local sheep-farmer who didn't want them. He claimed that they were no use, since they were apparently petrified by the sound that sheep make. The sheep themselves weren't too bad - but when they vocalised, the dogs would simply come to a grinding halt and look a little as though they'd been hit on the head.
They were baa-stunned collies.
/coat, you say?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:08,
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argh!!*buries head in hands, cries*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:11,
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BraaaaaavoExcellent mon brave!
"click"
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hehe!there's plenty of mileage in these jokes yet...
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BobFossilGo on, then. Do your worst.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:20,
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postslike these make me think it must be Wednedsay. I am disappointed to discover it's still only Tuesday.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 13:31,
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